Advertisement (English Essay) (Don’t take this essay seriously please)

(So I had no ideas on making a serious advertisement for this essay so here ya go)

Are you tired of always having to clean your house with a paper towel? Have you slowly been losing money because you have to buy them constantly?
Well, fear no more!

Introducing:

THE SHAMHOW!

The easy, super cleaning, and inexpensive towel you absolutely need! It is made of 100% cotton and has all of the latest soaking technology you’ll need to clean up any mess, spill, or even stain!

It will soak up any liquid!
Water, milk, juices, sewage, and even lava!

It will always soak up anything, 100% of the time! It will never run out of space, and it will never turn soggy!  It is an incredible invention, and you need to pick one up– Today!

To get your Shamhow today, call
1-800-SHAM-HOW

Again, that’s
1-800-SHAM-HOW

Get yours today!

 

(Please, don’t take this essay seriously. This is just a little joke.)

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