Advertisement (English Essay)

Hey, you! Yes, you! Would you like to have a service that will enrich your life?

“um…. no…”

Well too bad! Introducing the

Unoriginal Life Changing Service!

This service will enrich your life in so many ways, you won’t be able to thank us that many times!

It provides insurance, free vacations, free money, and much, MUCH more!

All for the low, LOW price of $299.99!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

If you call the number on your screen in the next 15 minutes, you will get 1 month free! And once that month expires, you get 15% off!

CALL NOW!

1-800-DONT CALL

(P.S. Sorry if this seemed repetitive,  this was the assignment for this week)

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