If I were to Live Anywhere

Where would I live? Continue reading


Greek Mythology and how it’s Based on Their World View (English Essay)

The Greeks mythology was inspired by their worldview. From their myths, it seems like they were all fantasy, and they used them to describe things they didn’t understand. They would also seem to form their myths off their religion. They created creatures and idols in their myths that were sapped from their religion.

The tales of Hercules is a great example on how their religion was a strong influence of mythology. He is practically almost a god, being able to perform tasks nobody else could. This was how the Greeks envisioned their gods.

Advertisement (English Essay)

Hey, you! Yes, you! Would you like to have a service that will enrich your life?

“um…. no…”

Well too bad! Introducing the

Unoriginal Life Changing Service!

This service will enrich your life in so many ways, you won’t be able to thank us that many times!

It provides insurance, free vacations, free money, and much, MUCH more!

All for the low, LOW price of $299.99!


If you call the number on your screen in the next 15 minutes, you will get 1 month free! And once that month expires, you get 15% off!



(P.S. Sorry if this seemed repetitive,  this was the assignment for this week)

Advertisement (English Essay) (Don’t take this essay seriously please)

(So I had no ideas on making a serious advertisement for this essay so here ya go)

Are you tired of always having to clean your house with a paper towel? Have you slowly been losing money because you have to buy them constantly?
Well, fear no more!



The easy, super cleaning, and inexpensive towel you absolutely need! It is made of 100% cotton and has all of the latest soaking technology you’ll need to clean up any mess, spill, or even stain!

It will soak up any liquid!
Water, milk, juices, sewage, and even lava!

It will always soak up anything, 100% of the time! It will never run out of space, and it will never turn soggy!  It is an incredible invention, and you need to pick one up– Today!

To get your Shamhow today, call

Again, that’s

Get yours today!


(Please, don’t take this essay seriously. This is just a little joke.)

Around the World (English Essay)

Disclaimer: This may not make sense to you if you are reading this casually. Before reading this post, please read Around the World in 80 Days first. Click me to get started.

This week, I will write about where I would go if I went around the world. I will be using slightly different locations that Phineas Fogg did.

First, I would start off in Boston, and then take a plane to Paris. Once off the plane, I would spend a few hours in Paris, but then head off on my way towards Italy. I would take a boat to Italy, and stop off at Rome (Italy’s Capital city). After taking a few hours there (at this time I imagine it would be night), I would stay there for the night. Once it is morning, I would go off on my journey to Tokyo, Japan.

I’d imagine it would be 12 hours or maybe a day. Once at Tokyo, I would spend many hours looking around and observing. I’d rest at Tokyo, and then make me way off again. I would then take a boat to California, which I imagine would take 8-9 hours. Once there, I would take a plane back to Boston, and my journey would be done.

Overall, I think it would take about 2 months to complete my journey, because if we are talking realistically, it would probably take longer than then times I put up.

Anyway, that’s it!

— —————– ——————- ——————-

Hello! I just wanted to make quick notes about this essay…

This is probably the most fun I’ve ever had with an essay! It was really fun thinking of all the places That I would visit. Anyway, happy Friday 😛

See ya!

France Culture (English Essay)

There are a lot of interesting aspects when it comes to French culture. Today, I’ll be discussing France and it’s culture.

First, we’ll be discussing the aspects of the people in France. The French take pride in their country and government, making them easily offended to insults towards the country and/or government. This may lead to foreigners interpreting their attitudes as rude. Continue reading